I had to peel my palm off my forehead to do this post . . .
THREE more girls have come forward, in the ongoing Tiger Woods saga, to say they've had affairs with Tiger. One even has the texts and voice mails to prove her claims. So, apparently Tiger's been banging anything with a vagina for the last couple of years. Color me vindicated.
I said in my other post on this that it was never about the sex, but rather, Tiger indulging his arrogance and ego. I love the naughty sexting between him and the cocktail waitress he was cheating on his wife with for three years. And the voice mail where he desperately urges her to remove her name from her voice id because Elin has been going through his phone.
Never mind, hey we've got to stop this, it's hey we've got to cover our tracks better. What a tool.
The media isn't going to be able to ignore this to protect his image, the more he protests, the more tabloids and celeb bloggers are going to dig into his life. So here's my prediction -- if this thing starts getting real ugly, Tiger's gonna use the David Duchovny defense -- he'll claim he's a sex addict.
Doctor's will line up to phony up diagnoses about how his intense drive to win on the course crosses over to his libido, blah, blah, blah. You know I'm right about this. Just remember who said it first.
And for a palate cleanser -- here's a psuedo flashback to
That 70s Show. Remember when that came on and it was all
hot Donna, hot Donna!? Well, little Jackie's all growed up now and steaming up magazine shoots and movie screens in a variety of roles.
For your viewing pleasure, Laura Prepon and Mila Kunis:
Update:
Hat tip to Stacy McCain and Smitty for the Rule 5 linkage 
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